chat
Art Project
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: i smell an art project
- Voldy: you have multiple ones going on now, i'm suprised you're not drowning in paint
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: ah but that's not the point
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: it's always the means
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: because imagine a cannonball
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: and a field of pumpkins
- om Marvolo Riddle: you aim your cannon at the other end of the field with the goal in mind to squash a bunch of pumpkins at the far end
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: however, you have no idea what amount of gunpowder to use
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: so you learn
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: fire cannons, find out how much gunpowder, fire again
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: in the end, you'll have a bunch of cannonballs and a bunch of pumpkins squashed in a field, probably more than you intended
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: but now
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: you've accomplished something
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: next time someone casts an equally surreal metaphor, you'll know EXACTLY how much gunpowder to use to shoot him
- Voldy: .....you know what, i want pumpkin pie now
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: i know!
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: :p
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: that stuff is great!
